We’ve closed the store and aren’t making anything any time soon. We’re too busy sinning ;)

We Are A Lifestyle Brand

For anyone who has been shamed for being themselves while leaving crossed out: a cult…

I mean religion :P

Now Inactive.

For all those who leave Mormonism but have only worn magical underwear and don’t know how to transition back into terrestrial undies. These are a stopover as you investigate which underwear is right for your telestial soul as the magic wears off. The store is closed, so for now they’re inactive. Like us ;)

See the Garments

Classic Garments

The black Classic Garment Top laid flat.The black Classic Garment Bottoms on a wooden hanger.
Bars of Heathens charcoal soap in their white paper wraps, laid out in rows.

Washed Up.

Heathens Soap: perfect for the newly awakened Heathen who wants to wash away that nasty feeling from years of shame & guilt. Out of stock, and out of the church.

See the Soap

Prophesied, Not Promised.

Ideas from the group chat. No dates, no promises: we’re too busy sinning.

The cover of the Heathens Guide To Leaving Mormonism.

Guide To Leaving Mormonism

This little blessing is for the honest seeker of truth. Much like the Book of Mormon, this book takes place on the American continent and is also entirely made up. It probably won’t help much but we hope it brings a lot of “loud laughter” back into your life ;)